I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
why cant i cry money instead of tears
I’d be a millionaire
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with