AlysserPisser(:

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

I’d be a millionaire

oix:

Fårö by jennydasdesign on Flickr.

oix:

Fårö by jennydasdesign on Flickr.

Me.

Me.

They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.
(via sensitizes)

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with